About Us

This is the page where we bore you all senseless talking about our favourite subject - us!  We thought it might be nice for you to read  how we would describe Random Accomplice and ourselves.  

Johnny says:

Random Accomplice are Julie Brown and Johnny McKnight.  Julie's the tall one who always looks slim.  I'm the wee short one with the pot belly.  We met at the Royal Scottish of Music & Drama in the days before Swine Flu, Big Brother and Mobile Phones (although I did think I was proper sophisticated because I had a pager).  We're an unlikely duo, a bit like Sweet & Sour really - it shouldn't work  but it does.  We both love daft stuff (Julie is from the Eric & Ernie old school comedy, I'm more a Nighty Night type of boy).  We both bonded during a 14 hour Buffy marathon. We're probably best described as:

He's the Random.  She's the Accomplice.

He's the CD.  She's the Cassette Tape.

He's the 'lost the receipt.'  She's the petty cash spreadsheet analysis.

He's the slept in.  She's the 'bus is running late,' 'I'm snowed in', 'I've a meeting I forgot about.'

He's the alcopops.  She's the Mini-Pops